she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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