weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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