Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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