we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
