Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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