Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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