sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
