come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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