Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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