Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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