At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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