I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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