My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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