Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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