come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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