wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
