everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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