You're so nebulous sometimes
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Reggie can tackle my bush.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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