Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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