Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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