Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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