he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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