are you still at the devil's house?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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