Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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