I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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