I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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