Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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