epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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