I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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