Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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