I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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