I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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