What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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