North Korea, Best Korea!
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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