What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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