I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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