his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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