So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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