Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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