If i come over, it means nothing
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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