I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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