Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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