That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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