but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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