Your mouth is God's brothel.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Woke up backwards on a recliner
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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