wanna go halves on a baby?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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