so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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