I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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