Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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