I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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