I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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