Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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