with your own penis?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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