Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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