there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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